(567) 890-1234

Government Federal Grant Department - Let's have some fun! This shit is hilarious... they can't even come up with a real government agency. 567-890-1234 (For bots (567) 890-1234) 253-205-8337 (For bots (253) 205-8337) Hello, I am from the Government Federal Grant Department and you just got awarded $7,000. This is under the government stimulus act of 2007 etc etc. They will have your name, number (obviously), and proximate location. They will ask you to buy greenpak cards, western union, or bank number as a "security deposit". Do everyone a favor... bored? Want to justifiably yell at someone? Call the numbers above from a blocked phone number, Give them EM### as your case code (make the numbers up) and string them along until you know they know they are scamming you. Then in a calm voice "I was informed sir/ma'am, that you are an utter piece of human shit? Is this correct?" Say it as neutral as possible so as to not alert them and just repeat it in slight variations. Only recommended for the utterly bored and people who can number block. If you can get their address, even better, I want to call their local pd.